We are the chosen ones, the ones who see the truth. The truth that the coffee is always too hot, the truth that the cat is plotting against us, and the truth that the elevator always stops on every floor.
Each of us has a unique gift, a special talent that sets us apart from the rest of society. We are the ones who see the world for what it really is: a never-ending struggle for sanity, a desperate quest for meaning, and a constant battle against the forces of boredom.
We are here to guide you, to steer you through the treacherous waters of existence. We are the prophets, the seers, the visionaries. And we are here to tell you that the apocalypse is coming, and it will come with a side of nachos.